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Dark Forest Chocolate Bar - Cannabis Infused - 200mg
$24.75
*IMPORTANT: Due to the delicate nature of chocolate in warm climates, we recommended choosing the "Shipping with Melting Insurance" option during checkout, unless you love melted chocolate!
THCa: Total 200mg - 20mg per serving: Contemplative enough to feel Deeply Mysterious & Darkly Unapologetic.
CBD: Somewhere in there... like Bigfoot.
Flavor Profile:
Bite into DARK FOREST and you’re instantly transported to the shadowy heart of the woods where berries ripen in silence and trees whisper secrets. It’s dark chocolate—bold, earthy, and slightly bitter, like your favorite camping buddy after a week without cell service. Expect subtle hints of black cherry, espresso, and the ghost of a pinecone. It’s decadent enough to feel fancy-pants, but rugged enough to eat by headlamp.
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Aromas:
Unwrap the bar and get smacked with that rich, cocoa-forward aroma—like your flannel-clad soul just walked into a woodland patisserie. There’s a whisper of wild deciduous trees and something smoky lurking beneath the surface. Smells like nuanced arrogance. Or maybe that’s just moss…
Effects:
DARK FOREST doesn’t knock—it emerges from the fog. The onset is slow and smooth, like a bear coming out of hibernation. You’ll feel a calm, introspective buzz that’s perfect for getting lost in thought, or lost in Muir Woods. Great for deep chats by the fire, marveling at the majesty of Redwoods, or just forgetting why you stood up in the first place.
Warning:
May cause excessive appreciation of mossy textures, existential conversations with raccoons, and a strong desire to whittle something.
Compliance & Care
Lab-Tested Assurance
Regularly tested for purity and potency.
🚫 Important Notes
- For adults 21+ only. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
- Consume responsibly. Effects may vary—start low, go slow.
- Not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any condition.